"I want to macchiato an honest woman out of you," Jordan Senz, 32, told his bride the morning of New Year's Eve as they exchanged lighthearted vows at Starbucks. But not their regular Starbucks.
If you call the lone Starbucks in Beloit, Wisconsin to inquire about the recent nuptials they hosted, the few seconds of silence will be followed by "um, there was no wedding held here."
That's because the couple, attempting to keep their unusual choice of wedding venue quiet (and to make it more convenient for family), decided to tie the knot at the Starbucks 15 minutes north in Janesville.
It didn't work.